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February 19, 2010
How to Finish What You Start 75% of the time.
Thesis Due Date: September 2006. (Um, whoops).
Here is the patented Fickleknitter 5 point program to finishing what you start. Because I love my readers I'm giving this proprietary information for the low, low price of Free. Which is about what it's worth.
1. Chocolate Cake and lots of it.
2. Iced Tea.
3. Pie if #1 is not an option.
4. Play hour after hour of Super Mario Bros. on the Wii to relax.
5. If all else fails, beer in large quantity.
Magazine pattern due date: March 1st. To finish design on time simply hire a booth at Stitches West which will dominate your time for the last week of February. Inquire about magazine deadline the day before a local fiber festival where you've hired another booth for February 20th. Also give silent thanks for Valentine candy sent home from school. Eat it in secret for energy. Curse when you discover Significant Other ate the last of the chocolate in secret (for energy).
Sample due date: February 20th. Cope by knitting furiously while watching episode after episode of Footballers Wive$ on Youtube.
There you have it. My secrets on finishing things on time. You deserve a break after reading all those words. Please help yourself to items 1 through 5 on the handy numbered list above.
Posted by Michelle at February 19, 2010 03:17 PM
Comments
Guess I've been doing it wrong all these years; i'll have to try your method since you've had so much success with it!
Posted by: Janet Kelley at February 19, 2010 04:23 PM