Fickleknitter

May 25, 2005

The Michelle Show

What are the chances that someone could accidently toss their last pair of clean running shorts crotch first into a cup of coffee? I'd say mighty high when you're the star of the Michelle Show.

I have no shame. I used the blow dryer to dry the crotch of my last pair of wearable running shorts. I smelled like day old crusty coffee at the gym and do you know why? As a public service. Exercise helps prevent me from unleashing my PMS-induced Inner Sea Harpy on the world. You should give thanks.

I will continue to blog about these small events that happen in my life because I care about you, the readers, and your daily dose of amusment at the dumb things I do.

Boberta
I have this good friend, I'll call her Boberta. She has a visitor who we'll call Ms. Out-of-town Mademoiselle, or Mom for short. My dear friends, Boberta has quite a yarn collection. Why she even has yarn stowed in a 10 gallon trash can! It turns out she had an old overflow of ye olde stash and was trying to prevent the pain it would inflict on dear old Mom. So I offered up my place as a stash containment site. Little did she know the hilarity that would ensue. Documented pictures may be viewed here, here, here, here, and here.

Dear Boberta,
I am taking good care of your stash. Baxter says it smells good. I hope you're having a good visit with your Mom!
Kindest Regards,
Bichelle

Any similarities to real life people or events are merely coincidental. No yarn was harmed during the shooting of these photos.

Posted by Michelle at May 25, 2005 10:06 AM